by Jerome Holland November 24, 2006
Get the meatcicle mug."He is so hot, hope he is a meatcleaver."
"Look Tireesha! I can see his hard dick through his speedo. You were right, he is a meatcleaver that I want penetrate my tight vagina!"
"Get your clammy hands off my man you whore! I worked long and hard ass to this meatcleaver, and I DIDN' get my vagina as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pricky ass cunt whore bitch to bounce up and down on dat!"
"I like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my ass ripped by a meatcleaver."
"This micropenis isn't doing it for me, mommy I WANT A MEATCLEAVER"
"Look Tireesha! I can see his hard dick through his speedo. You were right, he is a meatcleaver that I want penetrate my tight vagina!"
"Get your clammy hands off my man you whore! I worked long and hard ass to this meatcleaver, and I DIDN' get my vagina as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pricky ass cunt whore bitch to bounce up and down on dat!"
"I like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my ass ripped by a meatcleaver."
"This micropenis isn't doing it for me, mommy I WANT A MEATCLEAVER"
by mdds1001 January 22, 2014
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fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.
Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.
by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006
Get the meatsicle mug.Noun. A derogatory term for players and fans of the University of Michigan football team. It doesn't really mean anything but sounds funny and degrading, the same feeling one gets from watching the Wolverines play.
The meatchickens suck.
by suomi November 14, 2005
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by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009
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The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d
Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"
Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"
Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."
Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"
Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."
by Big Choctaw July 8, 2010
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