Meathicles

1. An ancient Greek lesser god of civility.

2. Name given to an overworked, undersexed Frontier Helpdesk employee

"Hello this is Meathicles, can I have your last name?"

by Jeff Bloomski November 12, 2003

meatsicle

fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.

Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.

by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006

meatholes

A really rude pornographic website, run by Khan Tusion.

my meatholes membership expired

by wank January 7, 2005

meatsicle

Name for the penis when it is being suckled by a dirty, dirty slut, preferably an 11th century English maid.

"Dost thou with me to suckle thy meatsicle, m'lord?"

"SUCK IT, BITCH!"

*slurps and what have you*

"SLUTSEYE! BOO-YA!"

by Ben Sanderson January 17, 2006

meahicle

Literally a food truck, aka roach coach.

I want to take this stink bitch out on a date; however my only ride is this cajun food meahicle! If I bring my tablet and hulu, it'll be dinner and a fuckin movie!

by Dr.FartScientist June 8, 2017

meatcicle

When someone preforms a blowjob with ice cubes in their mouth creating a frozen penis.

My bitch likes to give me a meatcicle in the morning before breakfast.

by Jerome Holland November 24, 2006

meatholes

A really ulgy man that you see walking down the street. He usally will have a big penis, a plad shirt on, some form of long mustace and in most cases balding or already bald.This steryrotype was brought about by the "gut from meatholes" who is just some duesch bag with a big dick who beats and fucks girls.

The guy from meatholes fucked my sister,she came back and couldent sit down her skin color also changed.

by John Greco April 30, 2006