meatcooler Share definition Flag A small town poker player, known to give everyone at the table (exluding himself) extremely cold cards. Meatcooler sat at the table, and all of a sudden, I was losing every hand! meatcooler by M. Cooler March 5, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the meatcooler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch