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Meatoilet 

Not an insult,can be used as one depending on situation.Can be used for bed names/lowest,worst,highest grade slaves
I need a meatoilet to keep me company. Not really for"that"but for a "friend" that play games with and hang out with... Im lonely here.-_-.
Meatoilet by MasterOfMeatoilet February 11, 2021

McToilet 

Damn, I gotta take a McShit. Where's the McToilet?
McToilet by psiidagama April 27, 2014

Menstoilet

a promiscuos woman, it's a female who has slept with everyone
Yo man that ain't girlfriend material cause she is a menstoilet
Menstoilet by Killabyte August 16, 2008

meatlette 

Noun; describing a person, typically female, attracted to men considered to be “meatheads”
The girl talking to the guy wearing the affliction t-shirt is definitely a meatlette.
meatlette by Bmachine January 19, 2019
1. Anxiety triggered by touching meat.
2. An aversion to touching meat.

Tiffany, Season 21 of Worst Cooks in America was the first to define Meatxiety on live television.
I have meatxiety
Meatxiety by SolarLyss April 18, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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