Definitions by suomi

Jani 

Jani is a common name for Finnish men. Jani’s tend to be: introverted, humble, and highly intelligent. Usually works in finance and in a relationship with some hot foreign chick.

“Oh did you hear about Jani’s new gf?”

“Yeah, she’s from California right”
“Yeah that’s the one!”

Jani by Suomi November 25, 2021

meatchickens 

Noun. A derogatory term for players and fans of the University of Michigan football team. It doesn't really mean anything but sounds funny and degrading, the same feeling one gets from watching the Wolverines play.

The meatchickens suck.

meatchickens by suomi November 14, 2005

football bat

Noun. A slang term for a queer or gay male. Used in a similar manner as three dollar bill.

Did you see how Bruce was dancing? That guy is as queer as a football bat.

football bat by suomi September 19, 2005

cock duster

Noun. A thick and full moustache reminiscent of those sported by gay males, especially Freddie Mercury.

Check out the cock duster Bruce is wearing.

cock duster by suomi September 19, 2005