suomi's definitions

cock duster

Noun. A thick and full moustache reminiscent of those sported by gay males, especially Freddie Mercury.

Check out the cock duster Bruce is wearing.

by suomi September 19, 2005

meatchickens

Noun. A derogatory term for players and fans of the University of Michigan football team. It doesn't really mean anything but sounds funny and degrading, the same feeling one gets from watching the Wolverines play.

The meatchickens suck.

by suomi November 14, 2005

Jani

Jani is a common name for Finnish men. Jani’s tend to be: introverted, humble, and highly intelligent. Usually works in finance and in a relationship with some hot foreign chick.

“Oh did you hear about Jani’s new gf?”

“Yeah, she’s from California right”
“Yeah that’s the one!”

by Suomi November 25, 2021

football bat

Noun. A slang term for a queer or gay male. Used in a similar manner as three dollar bill.

Did you see how Bruce was dancing? That guy is as queer as a football bat.

by suomi September 19, 2005