meatsicle

fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.

Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.

meatsicle by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006

meatsicle

Name for the penis when it is being suckled by a dirty, dirty slut, preferably an 11th century English maid.

"Dost thou with me to suckle thy meatsicle, m'lord?"

"SUCK IT, BITCH!"

*slurps and what have you*

"SLUTSEYE! BOO-YA!"

meatsicle by Ben Sanderson January 17, 2006

meatsicle sandwich

when hitting a chick from behind, about to pop, you slap her ass cheeks into your meat (masculine sex organ)creating a explosive sensation in the anus.

Yo last night i gave her a total meatsicle sandwich.

He gave me a meatsicle sandwich and the come came out my mouth.

meatsicle sandwich by skeetshooter44 April 30, 2008

Meatsicle stick 

The appendage used when needing to turn someone into a meatsicle.

When Berta wasn’t paying attention I turned her into a meatsicle using my meatsicle stick.

Meatsicle stick by Charlier2 November 29, 2024

meatside 

The real world: the traditional, physical world that exists outside the internet. The tangible realm in human/computer interaction.

1. Jenny spent six weeks chatting online to a guy. When she met him meatside, it transpired that he was much older than she had been led to believe, and he tried to touch her in bad ways.

meatside by MisterMetternich October 8, 2005

meatcleaver

A man with a penis of great proportions consisting of enormous girth and length.

"He is so hot, hope he is a meatcleaver."
"Look Tireesha! I can see his hard dick through his speedo. You were right, he is a meatcleaver that I want penetrate my tight vagina!"
"Get your clammy hands off my man you whore! I worked long and hard ass to this meatcleaver, and I DIDN' get my vagina as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pricky ass cunt whore bitch to bounce up and down on dat!"
"I like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my ass ripped by a meatcleaver."
"This micropenis isn't doing it for me, mommy I WANT A MEATCLEAVER"

meatcleaver by mdds1001 January 22, 2014

messticle 

Drunken or drugged up male who is a hot mess and behaving badly.

Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!

messticle by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011