mearse 

noun:

1. a single distinct meaningful expression of awkwardness or unease, sometimes followed by a question mark and posed as a question (mearse?) in which one is basically asking/inquiring "awkward much?".

2. marijuana.

verb:

1. to ingest marijuana.
2. to pee on oneself.

Johnny woke from a vivid dream flailing his arms and legs, realizing he was in the middle of class. With everyone staring at him and at a loss for words, we uttered "mearse?"

We went to Washington Square Park to buy some mearse from the dealers by the chess tables; then we went around the corner and mearsed a phatty.

mearse by Johnny Schlartzo February 28, 2022

Marsey 

A cute and valid cat created by Ukrainian Artist Anton Dmitrie, used as an anti-Putin symbol, and later picked up by oppressed anti-hate community rdrama.net users as their mascot and created tons of Marsey variations themselves.

r slur reddit admin: "Marsey is an alt-right Nazi hate symbol!" *erasing Marsey from r/place without cooldown
redditor: "gay mode cheating!!" *posted to r/place and got 150k+ upvotes

Marsey by marseylover April 11, 2022

Marsela 

She is very passionate and will do anything for her family, friends & one that is in a relationship with her. She is a good influence and bad. She treats people the way they treat her. If you ever find a marsela or meet a marsela if you're related or in a relationship with marsela well you're a lucky person, she is so rare that many others will try to take her away from each other and even fight for her,she is thicc and skinny and very beautiful she is perfect and she is easily attracted to anybody with humor, respectful, kind, she doesn't care what you are or look like, your age or height or weight she will always love you for you. If you come across a marsela be sure to never let her leave your side, keep her!!

Marsela is my soulmate.

I'll never find no one like Marsela.

Marsela is the best.

Marsela by Bill thireds April 17, 2019

Mearshlap 

To be completed dominated (i.e. owned) in a debate or cold call in class by esteemed University of Chicago scholar John J. Mearsheimer.

Person A: John Mearsheimer's target is the optimistic view of geopolitics that grew up after the cold war's end in 1989. He demolishes all the main components of that happy vision."

Person B: So basically he Mearshlapped a generation?

Mearshlap by rexnom February 14, 2010

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel by Kojak October 28, 2003

Marsella 

A beautiful girl that acts herself no matter what people say and she enjoys everyone (besides the ones that annoy her, but she acts like she likes them anyway). Also, Marsella is a really good singer.

Jake: "hey, have you seen how cute Marsella is?"
Jacob: "Yeah, I wish I could date her,"

Marsella by Sistematiccheezit August 15, 2017

Mearled 

Repeatedly Having to do somebody else’s job because they are too lazy to do it themselves. They often ignore their work or use manipulation to get someone else to do it. When they finally are cornered and have to do their work they are pissed off at all of their coworkers for screwing them over

“What happened? Why are you doing all this work?

“Johnson Mearled me”. Or “I got Mearled”

Mearled by Nyoko October 27, 2019