Mearshlap 

To be completed dominated (i.e. owned) in a debate or cold call in class by esteemed University of Chicago scholar John J. Mearsheimer.

Person A: John Mearsheimer's target is the optimistic view of geopolitics that grew up after the cold war's end in 1989. He demolishes all the main components of that happy vision."

Person B: So basically he Mearshlapped a generation?

Mearshlap by rexnom February 14, 2010

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

Texas Meatslap by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

meatslap 

Greatest rapper on soundcloud.

Meatslap is up next.

meatslap by big15OOOOAOoaAOoaoaooOAOaoAOAO August 5, 2018

meatslap 

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

meatslap by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

Marshland Motorboat 

A variation of the more common inter-cleavage motorboating, marshland motorboating consists of putting ones lips to a woman's exposed vagina, and simultaneously blowing and vigorously shaking one's head back and forth, thereby imitating that sound of small boat's engine.

Julie thinks we need to spice up our sex life, so tonight I think I'll give her a little of the old Marshland Motorboat.

Marshland Motorboat by rjb569 March 29, 2009

Calamari Meatslap 

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

Calamari Meatslap by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

meatphlaps 

Fat rolls on the female. Often accompanied by a foul stink. Often layered.

Julie is so damn fat, she has excessive meatphlaps. Each time she moves, her meatphlaps release trapped gas that stink up the room.

meatphlaps by sweetgy June 21, 2009