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Mearle
Mearle is a goofy man, usually hops up slightly on every third step, has a shirt chewing disorder and literally laughs like a giggling gherkin.
Mearle's are growers not showers and what they lack in length they more than make up in girth. They are generally uncircumcised and have been known to be missing a portion of their front chompers.
Mearle's are growers not showers and what they lack in length they more than make up in girth. They are generally uncircumcised and have been known to be missing a portion of their front chompers.
"See that bloke, hes almost eaten the entire front of his shirt".
"Yeah, that's Mearle. He does that to prevent all the blood in his going to his massive girth. You should watch one laugh!"
"Fuck oath, what a chap!"
"Yeah, that's Mearle. He does that to prevent all the blood in his going to his massive girth. You should watch one laugh!"
"Fuck oath, what a chap!"
Mearle by Kevinbacon021187 December 13, 2018
ray meared
when one tell another how to do something they are already capleable of doing. and one insists that what he is saying is right and the other person is wrong even though the other person knows more than one. this would be ray mearing him. ray meared
in one of the series ray insists that the PROFESSIONAL bowmaker is using the wrong wood to make a bow with even though he is a proffesional bow maker has been making bows for the whole of his life. he also tryes to tell the tribal outbakers of australia how to light a fire... even though they have to make one everyday he still insists that they are doing it wrong. an example of this at home would be when your friend trys to tell you something and you think the opposite.. he insists that he is right but it turns out that he is wrong... he would have just been ray meared. ray meared.
ray meared by bob billy bob September 8, 2007
Mealed
The act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up - often associated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unplanned sleepover.
"Dude, when I woke up I forgot she was there - she was so drunk the night before, I figured the least I could do was meal her before taking her home."
"I was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me."
"I was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me."
Mealed by bitchesandslutsandhoes March 6, 2009
marled
A smart intelligent gorgeous young female.
She has this thing about her that the more you're around her the more you fall in love with her.
She's everything a guy wants; smart, gorgeous, sexy, funny, and has that great personality, who wouldnt try to get at her?
She has this thing about her that the more you're around her the more you fall in love with her.
She's everything a guy wants; smart, gorgeous, sexy, funny, and has that great personality, who wouldnt try to get at her?
Think Marled is perfection.
Marled's the funniest and prettiest girl out there.
If you the chance with Marled you better keep her.
She's drop dead gorgeous.
Marled's the funniest and prettiest girl out there.
If you the chance with Marled you better keep her.
She's drop dead gorgeous.
marled by Tagger____ April 29, 2014
Mearked
When one gets owned/pwnd/raped/hacked in any way possible. Usually referring to the internet or the Non-stop Mearking gang named EpK known for their incredible online mearking skillz.
Anonymous:"Fuck d00d I'm gunna meark this fag so hard like when I raped that one nubz0r ."
Marcus:"Yea dood I'm meark her hard Aha. Lulllzzz, that nubz0r got mearked so bad!"
Marcus:"Yea dood I'm meark her hard Aha. Lulllzzz, that nubz0r got mearked so bad!"
Mearked by Dustinn Mearkmay April 16, 2009
Mearleen
Mearleen is Mearleen?
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