Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."
Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.
by rexnom November 02, 2009
The SC Screwjob occurs when one is at the very top or prime of one's life and suddenly a cascading series of events brings one down to a low point.
by rexnom May 05, 2009
The jh corollary refers to a situation in which a woman is surrounded by at least 20 naked males. It is most often used in conjunction with "that's what she said."
by rexnom April 30, 2009
To be completed dominated (i.e. owned) in a debate or cold call in class by esteemed University of Chicago scholar John J. Mearsheimer.
Person A: John Mearsheimer's target is the optimistic view of geopolitics that grew up after the cold war's end in 1989. He demolishes all the main components of that happy vision."
Person B: So basically he Mearshlapped a generation?
Person B: So basically he Mearshlapped a generation?
by rexnom February 14, 2010