marseylover's definitions

Albertsons

The most prestigious company ever with a hiring bar much higher than FAANG and quant.

Google employee: My TC is 500k!
Jane Street employee: pfft! My TC is 800 .....
*an Albertsons employee walks in
*@Google & @Jane Street immediately kneel down and start sucking @Albertsons' prestigious balls

by marseylover August 9, 2022

af

ass fuck

Anne-Marie: Fuck, I'm lonely, I'm lonely, I'm lonely af (ass fuck)

by marseylover August 9, 2022

Marsey

A cute and valid cat created by Ukrainian Artist Anton Dmitrie, used as an anti-Putin symbol, and later picked up by oppressed anti-hate community rdrama.net users as their mascot and created tons of Marsey variations themselves.

r slur reddit admin: "Marsey is an alt-right Nazi hate symbol!" *erasing Marsey from r/place without cooldown
redditor: "gay mode cheating!!" *posted to r/place and got 150k+ upvotes

by marseylover April 11, 2022

TC or GTFO

Take care or GTFO! A common phrase used by Blind users as your personal health is all they care about.

*Blind user 1 created a poll: What is the most prestigious prestige?
Blind user 2 (in the comment): TC or GTFO
Blind user 1: Thanks! I'll take care of myself 😊

by marseylover August 9, 2022

Artisanal

Art is anal

NASA Scientist: I love Uranus, because artisanal (art is anal)

by marseylover February 17, 2023