Definitions by Kojak

coejus

Coejus has webbed feet and ingrown earballs.

His webbed feet allow him to swim effectively, and his ingrown earballs need to be examined.

coejus by Kojak June 30, 2004

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel by Kojak October 28, 2003

crump

To be forced to not act due to a passive threat of getting sold out or told on

If Pete hadn't got Crumped, I could have flown to the ship

crump by Kojak October 5, 2003

flatblast 

To shoot someone

I'm gonna pull out my 9 Mike Mike and Flatblast your ass

flatblast by Kojak October 5, 2003