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Walt McHan’d 

When you’re really gettin down with some good gay butt sex but your dick is so small you can’t get past the cheeks, causing you to have to create a jizzy waterfall in the other dudes crack
The way Logan is braaaaaaaping and the sun glistens off his D.I.LF. bod he’s tryin to get Walt McHan’d
Walt McHan’d by Chad Savage March 28, 2022
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wesley wade mchan 

Wesley Wade Mchan is a smart hot guy and and is a FREAK IN THE SHEETS everyone loves him and is a super amazing guy
I had sex with Wesley Wade Mchan last night and it was heaven
Any time you go to McDonald's and order something "for here." Having a sit down meal at McDonald's.
I went to McFancy's the other day, thank god for bottomless beverages.
McFancy's by Sirdroosef April 17, 2008

McDansker 

The definition of an awkward, low-selfesteemed teenage boy, with a lack of social understanding.
Cool teenager #1
Man, he's so awkward that guy
Cool teenager #2
Yeah, he reminds me of McDansker
McDansker by Qali January 4, 2015

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

McAntiChrist 

The belief that Ronald McDonald is the Anti Christ mentioned in the bible, and has come to enslave, and ultimately destroy, the world. Comes from an interpretation of the Book of Revelations 24:1-8:

'And lo I beheld a most foul and evil abomination, greater than all others. He did sit on a throne of crimson and gold, and two curves of beaten gold did stretch above his head. His hair and mouth were stained scarlet with the blood of the righteous, and he did smirk greatly at his wickedness. He did deceive the people with his guile, that they erected his image in all corners of the earth, and nowhere was free from his evil. He led astray the children of the faithful, that they worshipped him and became bloated with corruption, and his power did grow until he ruled a great empire.'
The McAntiChrist belief was given more credibility when it was revealed McDonald's makes its staff burn sticks of incense to statues of Ronald McDonald before they start work.