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AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
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