McHandy

A handjob received in a McDonalds bathroom or drive-thru.
OR
A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.

She gave me a drunken McHandy while we were ordering fries

by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017

McHandy

The Trifecta of orgasms where a guy uses his Mouth to give her the 1st orgasm, Cock to provide the 2nd, and Hands for the 3rd.

The McHandy can be enjoyed with many sides: the special sauce, a tossed salad, a cream shake, under the golden arches and even with Tony Danza.

How'd it go on 11/10/10?
Gave her the elusive McHandy
Bullshit
Pope confirmed!
Damn...

Check out the McMommy.
Already served her up the McHandy!
Noyce

Did he eat your filet-o-fish?
and then some... McHandy.
Bitch!

by DrumsXXX November 19, 2010

McAndy

Your top of the line class clown, but anything below retarded isn't for him. Somehow has literally everyone's nudes and trades them regularly, but at the same time pulls gym shorts up to his shoulders and ties paper clips into his hair to whip people. He's constantly on another level of headassery and is the king of irony. Some consider him annoying or a worthless waste of space, while others think he's the funniest thing they've seen. McAndy will never lose his spirit of stupidity, and he'll always find something else to do when you take away his joke. Is an entirely benevolent ok person but literally says he's God in jokes spanning months at a time. Bottom line, you cannot win.

"Bruh, McAndy finally did the hype, you'll have to wait another month to see him do it again. He did it in celebration of Gekyume being aborted this time."

by Cartboy May 9, 2019

Mchardy

A ginger male who is very sexually experienced with the opposite gender but wants to experiment with his own kind. Mchardys persistently have a girlfriend to keep their sex drive occupied until they find a male to fulfil their homosexual fantasies. They typically target timid openly-gay boys.

Matt: Kiss me!
Chives: You're such a mchardy!

by Salamander Oumelaz August 26, 2013

Nancy McSandypuss

A sissy ass poon, of Jewish descent. Traditionally, with sand in their vagina. This rare cunt-type pokemon can usually be found at the trap, attempting to Heather-hop.

Oh, shit! Ol' John S. evolved into a Nancy McSandypuss, and learned the moves "shard surf" and "feelings"!

by Miles L0ng October 23, 2018

McHanky

When you are at McDonalds and you need to blow your nose, but realise you don't have tissues or anything with you, so you are forced to use a serviette from McDonalds

Ahh Ahh Ahhhh Choooo......! "Damn I don't have anything to blow my nose with"
"Here - just use your McHanky"

by Hanky Chooer October 15, 2008

McHardy

A name for a loyal leader always puts friends first, always keeps it MAC let’s the birdies know what’s up,Always keen for a square go no matter who but doesn’t look for scraps, loves getting sideways with the lads something to take the pain away

Dat boy always got me keen for the sesh no body parties as hard as a McHardy

by McFatlines January 6, 2020