McHanky

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When you are at McDonalds and you need to blow your nose, but realise you don't have tissues or anything with you, so you are forced to use a serviette from McDonalds

Ahh Ahh Ahhhh Choooo......! "Damn I don't have anything to blow my nose with"
"Here - just use your McHanky"

McHanky by Hanky Chooer October 15, 2008

Words you can keep

mohanky

Sista with a large coochie strutin her shit to the brothers

Yo Otis you see that Mohanky flashing her coochie,Damn my shit is in the breeze,I love to slap fat with her

mohanky by Jimmy Jam 24u April 20, 2007

Related Words

McHanky • McHandy • mhanky • Mhanky mob • mohanky • Whitey McHonkypants • Mr.Hanky • GingerMcLanky • Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo

Whitey McHonkypants

A white person so incredibly white that he transcends the very whiteness of white.

Bill Gates: a true Whitey McHonkypants.

Whitey McHonkypants by Igglebix October 16, 2005

McHandy

A handjob received in a McDonalds bathroom or drive-thru.
OR
A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.

She gave me a drunken McHandy while we were ordering fries

McHandy by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017

Mhanky mob

Name given to the team and its supporters of Celtic Football Club (Pacific Shelf 595 Ltd)

That mhanky mob were pish last night, losing in Europe again.

Mhanky mob by RockyH February 17, 2022

mhanky

one who follows rasellick and has been frequently known to accessorize his green and grey hooped top with a giro and bottle of buckfast, you may hear him/her coming by the sound of dragging knuckles

The mhanky mhob were all in a fluster trying to ensure their crisis loans were requested in time to follow their team in their next game

mhanky by chico September 29, 2004

McHandy

The Trifecta of orgasms where a guy uses his Mouth to give her the 1st orgasm, Cock to provide the 2nd, and Hands for the 3rd.

The McHandy can be enjoyed with many sides: the special sauce, a tossed salad, a cream shake, under the golden arches and even with Tony Danza.

How'd it go on 11/10/10?
Gave her the elusive McHandy
Bullshit
Pope confirmed!
Damn...

Check out the McMommy.
Already served her up the McHandy!
Noyce

Did he eat your filet-o-fish?
and then some... McHandy.
Bitch!

McHandy by DrumsXXX November 19, 2010

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026