maweu

Maweu is the name of a typical crazy introvert who is shy and cannot maintain eye contact! He may be handsome and funny, but his mind is always always nasty!! He is easy on the eyes, but make sure his beautiful eyes don't lead you down a wrong lustful path.

Maweu is a really cool and attractive photographer.

by S+M lol January 25, 2023

Maween

A joke in the "ligma" category. Popularized by YouTuber and Twitch streamer SimpleFlips.

"Have you played maween?"
"Whats maween?"
"Ma weiner in your mouth! Gottem!"

by FireYoshi April 14, 2021

Adama Maneuver

The act of dropping a Battlestar several times the size of a Nimitz-class carrier into the atmosphere and going into freefall whilst launching fighters. The Battlestar then jumps back out into orbit less than 100 feet from the ground, leaving a flaming silhouette in its place and creating a megaginormous thunderclap. Also known as the Husker Hailmary, the Maneuver was patented by Admiral William Adama, one of the greatest TV characters of all time on Battlestar Galactica (best show on television) and was one of the centerpieces of probably the best BSG (best show on television) episodes yet, "Exodus, Part II".

"Dude, the Adama Maneuver is completely infeasible when it comes to physics!"
"STFU n00b! It's BSG (best show on television)! Who cares?"

by AJAW October 29, 2006

the hindlick maneuver

This describes sexual ass licking.

Ben Dover is very popular due to his skill at the Hindlick maneuver!

by I, Wreckerrr January 11, 2017

madeupidence

It's like evidence, except you just made it up.

White House Press Spokesman Sean Spicer provided extensive madeupidence to prove Donald Trump had the largest inauguration ever!

by sftownie February 15, 2018

Makeupalley Cafe

A sub-board of a makeup site comprised of white, 25-50 year old women. This is where women who are bitter at the world go to unleash their bitchery in order to feel better about themselves. Many are mothers which is frightening when you see how they act.

Common topic du jour's include:

picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.

This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.

A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:

Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.

Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.

Sugar baby who hates women.

The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.

Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.

Makeupalley cafe is a black hole filled to the brim with women you would never want to meet.

by Percy Jackson is Back June 10, 2014

Michael Jackson Maneuver

The movements that one's body does when trying to dance like the iconic sexy Michael Jackson. Exercise experts have endorsed the Michael Jackson Maneuver as a great way to keep the body physically in shape and the mind emotionally at peace...a Zen quality of life.

"Beth and Raul were seeking a Zen lifestyle by doing the Michael Jackson Maneuver"

by PY Love and Peace October 21, 2012