A Mateus is a animal commonly found in big dumpsters with
shit and expired milk in it. A Mateuses normal traits are sucking dick and
fucking men in the ass. When you see a Mateus you should run away and say, “go fuck yourself,” it makes them literally fuck themselves in the ass while you escape.
O
shit, that’s a
big Mateus, we better run, “go fuck yourself,”.
Eww there’s a Mateus in this
dumpster with shit in it.