AJAW's definitions

'shine

Short for moonshine. Usually used to ask someone whether they're drunk, because shine is hard shit.

"Have you been at the 'shine again?"

by AJAW November 27, 2007

lnkplz

Short for "link please." Used to ask someone to provide a link.

"Hey, I found this awesome video of some guy jumping off a car and totally faceplanting."
"Awesome. Lnkplz."

by AJAW October 12, 2007

plastic spinners

What fucking beaners put on their wheels to try to look cool when they can't afford the real thing.

'Hey, look at that beaner's crap car with the plastic spinners! What a fag!'

by AJAW November 1, 2006

Adama Maneuver

The act of dropping a Battlestar several times the size of a Nimitz-class carrier into the atmosphere and going into freefall whilst launching fighters. The Battlestar then jumps back out into orbit less than 100 feet from the ground, leaving a flaming silhouette in its place and creating a megaginormous thunderclap. Also known as the Husker Hailmary, the Maneuver was patented by Admiral William Adama, one of the greatest TV characters of all time on Battlestar Galactica (best show on television) and was one of the centerpieces of probably the best BSG (best show on television) episodes yet, "Exodus, Part II".

"Dude, the Adama Maneuver is completely infeasible when it comes to physics!"
"STFU n00b! It's BSG (best show on television)! Who cares?"

by AJAW October 29, 2006

Eminence Front

One of The Who's greatest songs. Up there with Who Are You, Baba O'Riley, Won't Get Fooled Again, Pinball Wizard and all the others.

Eminence Front is beyond amazing. Anyone who likes The Who needs to have it in their collection.

by AJAW September 29, 2005

Celine Dion

The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.

Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.

by AJAW September 25, 2005

Carmella DeCesare

Plain and simple: a bombshell. One of the hottest women to ever pose in Playboy. The fact that her tits weren't huge hunks of plastic is even better.

I've spent many a night jerking off to Carmella DeCesare's PB.

by AJAW September 24, 2005