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pro wrestling

A form of entertainment which, although it is predetermined, takes just as much athleticism as any other sport. Come on! Do you think someone could fake jumping off a turnbuckle while corkscrewing and flipping?
"Dude. Pro wrestling is not completely fake."
by AJAW December 31, 2004
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lnkplz

Short for "link please." Used to ask someone to provide a link.
"Hey, I found this awesome video of some guy jumping off a car and totally faceplanting."
"Awesome. Lnkplz."
by AJAW October 12, 2007
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plastic spinners

What fucking beaners put on their wheels to try to look cool when they can't afford the real thing.
'Hey, look at that beaner's crap car with the plastic spinners! What a fag!'
by AJAW November 1, 2006
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titfuck blowjob

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.
Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!
by AJAW July 14, 2004
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Viva La Bam

Very funny show in which skater and former 'Jackass' star Bam Margera does stupid stuff that makes many people, including me, laugh. Often does stuff that pisses his uncle Don Vito off, such as hanging his car up in a tree.
Viva La Bam is like Jackass, but better.

Bam Margera: what will he do next?
'Whatever the fuck I want."
by AJAW July 3, 2004
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nipple pinch

What you can do to a girl during sex to induce an orgasm.
"I was having sex with her last night, and made her orgasm twice as fast when I pinched her nipples."
by AJAW December 31, 2004
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butt fugly

Short for "butt fucking ugly". The worst kind of ugly one can be.
"Jesus christ, that whore is butt fugly! No wonder no one screws her!"
by AJAW August 17, 2004
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