The movements that one's body does when trying to dance like the iconic sexy Michael Jackson. Exercise experts have endorsed the Michael Jackson Maneuver as a great way to keep the body physically in shape and the mind emotionally at peace...a Zen quality of life.

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Any dance move that is so electrifying, so awe-inspiring, so gravity-defying that only the Master, Michael Jackson, could pull it off.

The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.

To become the most famous person on the planet, outsell every other artist in the world, and make the world a better place with your art while masquerading as a superstar in your field.