mau5sterbate 

When one frivolously and furiously faps while listening to Deadmau5 :)

Dan proceeded to mau5sterbate to the new Deadmau5 song.

mau5sterbate by Why_Me May 8, 2011

mau5turbate 

To masturbate to the beat of deadmau5. WARNING: May be fatal if combined with actual deadmau5 music!

dude, i got to go mau5turbate!

mau5turbate by jammin324woopie May 29, 2012

masterbate 

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

masterbate by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

Masterbaterium 

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Mathsterbate 

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency

Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

masterbate 

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

masterbate by meh July 1, 2003