"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.
I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.
"Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" occurs when a plan intended for a small group of people gets accidentally shared with a cunt, who not only wants to join in but also informs other cunts about this plan. Thereby, ruining the plan completely for the original group of people
I wanted to go on a one-day trip to London with a small group of acquittances, but the "Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" and now the entire plan is ruined.
The reaction during a cumulative process when the nuclei in human semen merges with the other nuclei in human semen releasing a astronomical amount of heat which causes near by molecules to break down and merge with the semen which commences a powerful reaction that is so powerful it is relevant to the amount of power in a nuclear explosion.
Cumulative Reactions are very dangerous. Please talk to your doctor before you decimate your city!
A food or other substance that will make you shit your pants if you eat enough of it over the years. There's no way to reverse the effect. It can also sometimes be fatal
Jim "Did you hear about Craig? He ate too much kiwi and shit his pants and died"
Steve "The fuck? How could someone eat that much kiwi at once?"
Jim "Not at once, dumbass. Kiwi is a cumulaxative"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.