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Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) 

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.
I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.

Cumulative Final 

A shitty thing teachers do in order to make their students' lives more stressful.
"Oh man, my psychology final is a cumulative final?! I'll be up studying all night!"
Cumulative Final by emmalee256 December 10, 2012

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) 

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" occurs when a plan intended for a small group of people gets accidentally shared with a cunt, who not only wants to join in but also informs other cunts about this plan. Thereby, ruining the plan completely for the original group of people
I wanted to go on a one-day trip to London with a small group of acquittances, but the "Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" and now the entire plan is ruined.

Cumulative Reaction 

The reaction during a cumulative process when the nuclei in human semen merges with the other nuclei in human semen releasing a astronomical amount of heat which causes near by molecules to break down and merge with the semen which commences a powerful reaction that is so powerful it is relevant to the amount of power in a nuclear explosion.
Cumulative Reactions are very dangerous. Please talk to your doctor before you decimate your city!

Cumulaxative

A food or other substance that will make you shit your pants if you eat enough of it over the years. There's no way to reverse the effect. It can also sometimes be fatal
Jim "Did you hear about Craig? He ate too much kiwi and shit his pants and died"

Steve "The fuck? How could someone eat that much kiwi at once?"

Jim "Not at once, dumbass. Kiwi is a cumulaxative"
Cumulaxative by Steve Jablonski March 30, 2020

Cummulative 

The sum of all cum.
The cummulative score of the group of men was extremely low. And predictably so; they were all old and senile.
Cummulative by Cummeister December 11, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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