Tom " Ed is such a macsterbater, he jacks off to his mac book pro all the time."
Mike" Yah i went over to his house yesterday and he wasn't even jacking off to any porn
Mike" Yah i went over to his house yesterday and he wasn't even jacking off to any porn
by turmanjidurk May 18, 2010
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2. An Apple Fanboy.
2. An Apple Fanboy.
Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"
Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."
Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."
by CleffedUp July 31, 2009
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Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.
by Neoni November 17, 2006
Get the masterhater mug.A mask wearer who derives pleasure from...
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.
Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.
by MBWDT July 25, 2020
Get the maskerbater mug.A confined space used for masterbation. A masterbatorium will sometimes have pictures of naked bodies hanging on the walls for visual stimulation. Those little rooms in the porn store that you stick quarters in, those are masterbatoriums. A masterbatorium will generally smell of lotion or crusted semen. You get a feeling of filth when you walk into a masterbatorium.
The guy who lived below me had his room completely wallpapered with centerfolds of Playboy Playmates, this was obviosly a masterbatorium.
by Russ Buss April 8, 2006
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Get the masterbate mug.On a fishing boat, one of the three common grades of baiters (those who handle their little fish in hope of attracting a bigger fish).
When I first started this job, I was just an Apprentice, but after long years of conscientious study and hard work, I made it to Journeyman. Now I'm studying hard and trying to work my way up to MasterBaiter!
by DaDebil August 5, 2008
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