meh's definitions

cartoon network

a network that takes anime and censors it for content because they are dumbass conservatives. Takes rip-offed action shows from WB like Xaolin showdown. Replaced classic cartoons like dexter's lab and jonny bravo with gayass shows like my gym partner's a monkey and hi hi puffy ami yumi. They turned ed edd n eddy into shit because they had to make the characters go to school. They censor billy and mandy and foster's home for adult content (for the same reason as anime). Adult Swim USED to be good with ATHF and Futurama, but now they have queer shows like robot chicken. They even put a gayass dipshit preschool block called Tickle U which pretty much ruins the entire fucking schedule. Pretty much the most pathetic excuse for animation ever made.

Cartoon Network best unfuck themselves or I will unscrew their heads and shit down their necks!

by meh June 30, 2006

puke smoothie

a smoothie made of vomit

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.

by meh July 4, 2006

chihuahua

the smallest breed of dog, first bred in Mexico

Ren Hoek is on pissed off chihuahua

by meh June 18, 2006

teletubbies

four reasons why our children end up gay/mentally retarded.

the teletubbies give each other oral sex and worship a sun that is a FUCKING BABY! OMG the baby is a god!

by meh June 18, 2006

heavy metal

an overrated type of music whos fans think that the technicality of the music is all that matters and automatically makes the music better than some less technical music
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these metalheads also badmouth power chords but don't realise that metal wouldn't even exist if it weren't for power chords
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metalhead: "Nirvana and Green Day and Offspring suck because they only use power chords and anybody can do that"
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me: "Yeah erm , you do realise that the first metal band Black Sabbath was all power chords , right?
I suppose then that Korn and Slipknot are better than Black Sabbath then,huh? And I suppose a retarded monkey on crack could have written Zep's A Whole Lotta Love too, right?"
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punk walks away...

heavy metal fans are sometimes funny with how pigheaded they can be

by meh September 8, 2006

Banana republic

I remember the days when Banana Republic meant a country in Central America

Now its a clothing store that sells really nice clothes

"I'm going to Banana Republic to buy some clothes."

"Isn't that a little far just to go shopping...?"

by meh April 12, 2005

preps

I would just like to say that most people who complain about preps being "conformist" actually conform to the people around them, just differently. For example, the "outcast" kids like to pretend they're oh so different from the preps by all wearing black and other random shit that just makes them look plain scary. Then they sit there, in a mob of black and complain that all the preppy people look the same. "I feel bad for the preps because they think they're so cool, but really they aren't ever true to themselves." Bullshit. You aren't true to yourself sitting there emulating you friends in everyway possible, including their prep-bashing. Nonconformists like to pretend that they don't judge people by what they wear, but then they go and refuse to talk to someone just because they're wearing a fucking polo. Also, everyone naturally conforms to the people they hang out with. It is human nature and complaining about that is just immature.

That's all I have to say.

If you don't want people to stereotype you, I suggest you lay off others

by meh April 12, 2005