Magasterbate

Self pleasuring yourself with pictures of Elon Musk and Donald Trump with muscular bodies or in Roman gladiator garb.

Are you masterbateing to pictures of Trump dressed up like a gladiator? Way to Magasterbate you freak....

by ThePickledWillie February 23, 2025

gagasterbate

when you listen to Lady Gaga's music, watch her music videos, or observe her actions and you feel enlightened, inspired, and/or excited.

I had extreme writer's block, so I gagasterbated and wrote the most amazing essay ever!

by chilledbiscuits November 20, 2010

masterbate

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

mau5sterbate

When one frivolously and furiously faps while listening to Deadmau5 :)

Dan proceeded to mau5sterbate to the new Deadmau5 song.

by Why_Me May 8, 2011

Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 1, 2003