Mathsterbate
Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008
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Mathsterbate
Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006
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mathturbate
Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
mathturbate by aredotwice January 6, 2008
masterbate
masterbate by ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022
mau5sterbate
mau5sterbate by Why_Me May 8, 2011
Masterbaterium
A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.
I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.
Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
mattsturbate
Manual sexual gratification inflicted by your own hand while thinking of or watching someone with the name Matt.
Thinking about Matthew McConaughey playing his bongos naked made me so horny that I had to go into the bathroom and mattsturbate.
mattsturbate by Aggggggggggg January 10, 2011
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