masturception

When you mastubate to a video recording that you have previously made of yourself masturbating to a video recording of yourself previously masturbating.

I had one long evening last night preparing for a session of masturception.

by Rion8754 May 1, 2014

Masturvention

An intervention for a friend who is addicted to masturbation.

"I do it at least 7 times a day."
"Vincent, this is a masturvention, you need help."

by swellis September 28, 2015

masturcation

synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)

He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.

by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014

masturcation

to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.

I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.

by djtrurasta May 13, 2005

Masturption

Pretty straight forward. Its when you get Interrupted whilst you are masturbating.

*Joe is Masturbating*
Carlos: Hey Joe I was wond--
Joe: DUDE, that was a total masturption.

by RaawrWords October 28, 2016

masturcation

Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.

"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."

by ireallydontcareabootit June 11, 2008

masturaption

(n.) - Masturbation based on imagined scenes of rape

"Masturbation is one thing, but you know, some pervs go overboard and get into this masturaption mindset and I don't like it at all."

overheard at a water cooler in Miami, Florida, January 6, 2011

by PRwiz101 February 19, 2011