Definitions by ireallydontcareabootit

high mud pressure

A medical condition characterized by explosive, toilet-splattering diarrhea.

Damn, the toilet is splattered with shit specks again. It must be good ol' Albert with his high mud pressure.

high mud pressure by ireallydontcareabootit August 16, 2015

Siamese Schwinn

A tandem bicycle

Look at that couple riding on their Siamese Schwinn

Man, I wanna go on a bike ride, but I only have a Siamese Schwinn and no one to ride it with :(

Siamese Schwinn by ireallydontcareabootit August 16, 2015

fuzzy Osbourne 

A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.

Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?

Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.

fuzzy Osbourne by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014

dicktwister 

Something extremely challenging/painful. #thestruggle

Fuckkk dude, cleaning out the basement was a real dicktwister.

dicktwister by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014

bobes 

In short, breasts.

"ey babe i likes ur bobes"

bobes by ireallydontcareabootit September 8, 2009

cock high 

The natural sensation of pure bliss at the sight of farm animals, especially male chickens.

"I went for a drive in Vermont the other day, and mannn, seeing the farm animals in the fields just gave me a natural high, a cock high if you will..."

cock high by ireallydontcareabootit April 20, 2009

masturcation

Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.

"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."

masturcation by ireallydontcareabootit June 11, 2008