Siamese Schwinn

A tandem bicycle

Look at that couple riding on their Siamese Schwinn

Man, I wanna go on a bike ride, but I only have a Siamese Schwinn and no one to ride it with :(

by ireallydontcareabootit July 22, 2015

bobes

In short, breasts.

"ey babe i likes ur bobes"

by ireallydontcareabootit September 09, 2009

cock high

The natural sensation of pure bliss at the sight of farm animals, especially male chickens.

"I went for a drive in Vermont the other day, and mannn, seeing the farm animals in the fields just gave me a natural high, a cock high if you will..."

by ireallydontcareabootit April 20, 2009

fuzzy Osbourne

A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.

Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?

Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014

high mud pressure

A medical condition characterized by explosive, toilet-splattering diarrhea.

Damn, the toilet is splattered with shit specks again. It must be good ol' Albert with his high mud pressure.

by ireallydontcareabootit July 22, 2015

dicktwister

Something extremely challenging/painful. #thestruggle

Fuckkk dude, cleaning out the basement was a real dicktwister.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014

masturcation

Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.

"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."

by ireallydontcareabootit June 12, 2008