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Primarily used in the world of football/soccer when an event occurs that causes the attending audience to absolutely lose their god damn minds.
Announcer: "SCENES AT THE LUZHNIKI STADIUM AS RUSSIA PULL AHEAD 2-0 OVER THE SAUDIS! THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE LID OFF THIS PLACE!"
Scenes by captainbone June 22, 2018
A simpler term used to describe something bizarre, exciting or crazy. This may refer to a person/object or an event. Also a way of expressing emotions or feelings The word ‘mad’ is used to put emphasis on the term.
They were mad scenes last night!
Her outfit created scenes

There’s mad scenes on this track!
They’ll be scenes in this fixture

Scenes...
Scenes by Aux December 3, 2019

Scenes on toast 

'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.
Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!

Unreal Scenes 

Scenes that have never been seen before and therefore seem to be unreal.
Adrian: Yo do you remember Gabe’s and Arnaud’s rave ? That was wild!

Davide: Yeah bro ! Unreal Scenes
Unreal Scenes by Eatspeedrecords August 7, 2022

Absolute scenes 

When something mental happens when all hope seems lost. Usually used in British football culture.
"OH MY GOD! MANCHESTER CITY HAVE SCORED- IN THE 96TH MINUTE OF EXTRA TIME"
"ABSOLUTE SCENES UNFOLDING AT THE ETIHAD!"

Bad Scenes 

First used by Gareth Lewis to describe a night where police where called to eject men in their late twenties from an 18 year old girls birthday party....Bad Scenes!
The word has evolved to many things.

1) Describing events of an unpleasant nature.
2) Debauched goings on.
3) Unpleasant, yet entertaining acts of lunacy.
4) Antics instigated by drugs or alcohol.
5) Ugly bird/bloke.

"That bird you pulled last night.... Bad Scenes"
Bad Scenes by Terrible Scenes October 15, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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