masturcation
He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.
masturcation by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014
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masturcation by djtrurasta May 13, 2005
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masturcation
"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."
masturcation by ireallydontcareabootit June 11, 2008
Masturcation
I have a masturcations degree and I specialize in masturbation.
Masturcation by Word-Of-The.tumblr.com November 4, 2012
Masturcation
Hybrid of mastication and masturbation. Sloppy and hands on version eating someone out, Process of thoroughly and enthusiastically incorporating the hands of the giver and/or receiver of said favor.
MAN I have had I thought I have experienced everything. Boy was I wrong. Last week I experienced Masturcation for the first time I’m still placing ice packs on my balls. LOL!
Masturcation by mattbruerart.com September 24, 2026
masturbating to the dictionary
A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.
Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.
Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
masturbating to the dictionary by runninghighkid August 4, 2018
Comedic Masturbation
When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.
Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.
Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.
My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.
Comedic Masturbation by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016
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