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synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)
He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.
by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014
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to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.
I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.
by djtrurasta March 01, 2005
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Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.
"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."
by ireallydontcareabootit June 11, 2008
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Someone who studies masturbation and earns a degree in it.
I have a masturcations degree and I specialize in masturbation.
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