Masturvention
Masturvention by swellis September 28, 2015
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masturception
When you mastubate to a video recording that you have previously made of yourself masturbating to a video recording of yourself previously masturbating.
masturception by Rion8754 May 1, 2014
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Mantervention
an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.
All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.
Mantervention by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010
masturvation
a prop or tool used for motivation whilst in the throws of self help (wanking). possibly porn more commonly textile objects. the physical spank bank.
masturvation by masturvator March 2, 2008
Masturmenation
Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.
Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmenation!
Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmenation!
Masturmenation by mhmuss February 9, 2014
Masturvation
Masturvation by Warrelle August 13, 2019
Mantervention
Mantervention -- when a man takes it upon himself -- without request by a woman -- to take over control of a process that she was otherwise handling just fine. Similar in concept to mansplaining
David’s mantervention pissed Elizabeth off. She had the negotiation with the auto mechanic well in hand, when David butted in.
Mantervention by Namaste9 September 27, 2022
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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