Masturvention

An intervention for a friend who is addicted to masturbation.

"I do it at least 7 times a day."
"Vincent, this is a masturvention, you need help."

by swellis September 28, 2015

masturception

When you mastubate to a video recording that you have previously made of yourself masturbating to a video recording of yourself previously masturbating.

I had one long evening last night preparing for a session of masturception.

by Rion8754 May 1, 2014

Mantervention

an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.

All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.

by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010

masturvation

a prop or tool used for motivation whilst in the throws of self help (wanking). possibly porn more commonly textile objects. the physical spank bank.

"hey look what i stole of your mum's washing line im gonna use it for masturvation"

by masturvator March 2, 2008

Masturmenation

The act of terminating or to stop masturbating

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.
Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmenation!

by mhmuss February 9, 2014

Masturvation

The act of pleasuring oneself on an empty stomach

I’m out of food until pay day, so I’m practicing masturvation to take my mind off of it.

by Warrelle August 13, 2019

Mantervention

Mantervention -- when a man takes it upon himself -- without request by a woman -- to take over control of a process that she was otherwise handling just fine. Similar in concept to mansplaining

David’s mantervention pissed Elizabeth off. She had the negotiation with the auto mechanic well in hand, when David butted in.

by Namaste9 September 27, 2022