mastervape

Vaping while masterbating at the same time.

"Do you even vape, bro?"
"Yeah man, I mastervape!"
vape masterbating

by Junior Dudes 2017 August 13, 2016

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masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.

Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!

by Neoni November 17, 2006

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When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.

(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."

by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

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Mastervaping

The act of masterbating while vaping. Expert Mastervapers will ejaculate through Os.

Justin enjoys expert Mastervaping

by JoGael Piel August 20, 2016

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masternap

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.

I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.

Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.

by ScottNWDC June 9, 2011

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