Vaping 

A strange practice that involves fully grown adults blowing scented water vapour into the atmosphere from a phallic styled vaping device.

Some say vaping is a healthy replacement for a traditional cigarette.
Others say vaping just makes you look like a knob.

Person A: I love vaping, this new summer fruits liquid is the nuts.

Person B: Wtf, you're a fully grown adult walking around blowing summer fruits scented water vapour into the air?!
Person A: Yea, me & all the cool kids love a Vape.
Person B: Is that the same cool kids who enjoyed a cheeky smoke behind the bike sheds in school & now wipe down my table in Mcdonalds?
Person A: Do you want fries with that?

Vaping by jumparound00 August 14, 2016

Vaping 

The quickest way to make all your friends hate you.

Guy 1: bro I just bought this new juice called strawberry cheesecake.. Do you wanna go behind the school and start vaping with me and billy?
Guy 2: no... Kill yourself Chad

Vaping by BrerMason May 21, 2016

Vaping 

The process by which one inhales vapour from a personal vaporiser, or e-cig.

Used instead of 'smoking' to describe the action of someone sucking on the business end of an e-cig instead of a death stick

Obama really ought to quit smoking and start vaping.

Vaping by El Cucurucho Grande January 14, 2009

Vaping 

The reason you're single.

Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single

Vaping by Alfonzo May 29, 2016

Vaping 

A stupid worldwide pastime, where people sit on their fat asses all day becoming a human smoke machine.

"Hey bro you wanna go vaping at my house?"

Vaping by FLYBOY2900 October 1, 2017

Vaping 

A great way to show that you like the look of massive white farts coming out of your mouth.

Tom: "Hey babe, are you vaping that new flavor yet? It's super good for cloud chasing."

Stacy: "Sorry, its not you, its me. Actually, yeah it is you."

Vaping by ɯ August 24, 2018

vaping 

smoking but you look like more of a nonce and probably why you’re single

vaping includes taking a big puff of vapour and spitting it out like a smoke machine

Vaper: “i was vaping the other day”
hot friend: “shut up you nonce this is why i’m not dating you”

vaping by steven cumming September 12, 2020