I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.
Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
by ScottNWDC May 16, 2011
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we canβt afford the milk
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by ecogoth January 01, 2021
by Master Napper October 02, 2011
When you masturbate and the climax is forceful enough to knock one into slumber.
Invented by Jeremy from Boise.
Invented by Jeremy from Boise.
by MasterNapper September 05, 2011
When a male/female masturbates before bed, in an attempt to fall asleep during orgasm. Masturbation + Nap= Maternap
Timmy: jeez man you were out like a flash last night...?
Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep
Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick
Billy: dont lie....we have all done it
Timmy: yeah....
Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep
Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick
Billy: dont lie....we have all done it
Timmy: yeah....
by xXmC-KeNzIeXx November 18, 2011
Jan 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose