I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.
Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
by ScottNWDC May 16, 2011
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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by Master Napper October 02, 2011
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When you masturbate and the climax is forceful enough to knock one into slumber.
Invented by Jeremy from Boise.
Invented by Jeremy from Boise.
by MasterNapper September 05, 2011
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When a male/female masturbates before bed, in an attempt to fall asleep during orgasm. Masturbation + Nap= Maternap
Timmy: jeez man you were out like a flash last night...?
Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep
Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick
Billy: dont lie....we have all done it
Timmy: yeah....
Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep
Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick
Billy: dont lie....we have all done it
Timmy: yeah....
by xXmC-KeNzIeXx November 18, 2011
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