I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.
Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
by ScottNWDC May 16, 2011
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
by Master Napper October 02, 2011
When you masturbate and the climax is forceful enough to knock one into slumber.
Invented by Jeremy from Boise.
Invented by Jeremy from Boise.
by MasterNapper September 05, 2011
When a male/female masturbates before bed, in an attempt to fall asleep during orgasm. Masturbation + Nap= Maternap
Timmy: jeez man you were out like a flash last night...?
Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep
Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick
Billy: dont lie....we have all done it
Timmy: yeah....
Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep
Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick
Billy: dont lie....we have all done it
Timmy: yeah....
by xXmC-KeNzIeXx November 18, 2011
Jan 17 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose