Masternate

When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Ex: Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again…..

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

Masternate

Slang, verb.

The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.

John loves to masternate Susan, telling everyone how he wants to bend her knee and fuck it with his dick.

by GGLeroy December 5, 2016

Masternate

When one rubs steak seasoning on their genitals before receiving oral sex

"Yeah she wanted to give me head, but I had to masternate before hand"

by DampedMaple March 13, 2020

Masternate

When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.

Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!

by Neoni November 17, 2006

Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.

(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."

by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011