marijha 

She is a short person, who is half black and half Mexican. She is rlly ugly, and is not smart, just kidding she is pretty ig. She will never answer ur FaceTimes. She is as flat as the earth oh wait she is as flat as a pancake but like a thicc pancake. She loves to be called Timmy thicc, and loves doll houses

Did u see that girl Marijha she is Timmy thicc

Marijha should answer kushal’s FaceTimes more often

marijha by The thickest kardashian July 21, 2019

Marija 

Cute , sexy as hell, friendly, loyal lovable.. just everything positive possible in one PERSON..!

Literally Girl that will change your life!! If you have her on your side you'll be happy for the Rest of your Time! She is the BEST FRIEND you can get!

How I feel about this Person

Marija,

my Best Friend,

since you're on my side the Sun is shinig everyday.. when I feel sad, I just need to call you and everything gets better the second I hear your Voice! You're a Beast Girl! No one ever could replace you, cause you are unique and no one is ever getting close to your Level Baby!!

You are indeed the most lovable Girl ever! Spending time with you is one of the best things ever, I can laugh over everything when you're next to me! I would do all, just to see you for a Moment, just to hug you real quick, just for being near you!!!

When I'm in trouble you always give me an ear and listen to me! You give all to make me feel better, to get me out of the shit I'm stuck in!

Thanks for being there for me! I love you more than anything else!!! <3

From your Best Friend to the most adorable Human on Erath, you!!

Marija by ILoveYouMarija January 8, 2019

marichat 

The best ship in the whole of the miraculous universe mainly cause neither like each other.

P1: what ship do u like in miraculous?
P2: oh ladrien of course
P1: *pulls out gun*
P2: oh uh I mean marichat

P1: gooooood

marichat by rekka99 August 4, 2018

Marisha 

nice, sweet, kind person with a fire ass mouth and an attitude if you test her

Marisha is a nice person, sometimes lol

Marisha by tater tott December 22, 2016

Marija 

The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.

Also known to have a sexy ass
The most amazing girl in the universe. There is no one like her. One of a Kind. Beauty with Brains.

I need a Marija.

I wish I had Marija in my life.

That girl Marija is so hot.

Marija by Butterfly01010173 December 26, 2016

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

marijuana peanut butter cup by PWS27 July 11, 2017

marijuannabe 

1) Anyone who believes the best marijuana comes from somewhere other than Venice or the Emerald Triangle.
2) Engineers, physicists, mathematicians, chemists and overall nerds in college who still quote Towelie and have never gotten high themselves, or "...did it one time."
3) Mormon teenagers that finally say "no" to their parents, move from Utah to anywhere else and get jobs at the ski resorts, on the beach, in head shops or somewhere else irie. They may also become drug addicts and move from marijuana to something drastic very quickly, thus instantly nulling the sublime effect of marijuana and ruining their once amazing life.
4) Someone from the east coast that pays more than $100 per ounce for snicklefritz, or more than $300 for quality.
5) Someone who has never seen quality face to face but has only had access to snicklefritz.

"Just because you're a...marijuannabe, stinky-ass motherfucker. Tryin' ta get my shit but you can't you sucka..." Kottonmouth Kings - The Kottonmouth Xperience - Peace Pipe

marijuannabe by MrGreen27 October 23, 2009