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marijuannabe 

1) Anyone who believes the best marijuana comes from somewhere other than Venice or the Emerald Triangle.
2) Engineers, physicists, mathematicians, chemists and overall nerds in college who still quote Towelie and have never gotten high themselves, or "...did it one time."
3) Mormon teenagers that finally say "no" to their parents, move from Utah to anywhere else and get jobs at the ski resorts, on the beach, in head shops or somewhere else irie. They may also become drug addicts and move from marijuana to something drastic very quickly, thus instantly nulling the sublime effect of marijuana and ruining their once amazing life.
4) Someone from the east coast that pays more than $100 per ounce for snicklefritz, or more than $300 for quality.
5) Someone who has never seen quality face to face but has only had access to snicklefritz.
"Just because you're a...marijuannabe, stinky-ass motherfucker. Tryin' ta get my shit but you can't you sucka..." Kottonmouth Kings - The Kottonmouth Xperience - Peace Pipe
marijuannabe by MrGreen27 October 23, 2009
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Marijuanabe 

A person who was completely against smoking marijuana in high school but once they got to college they thought they were Bob Marley
Dude, have you seen him lately? He's such a marijuanabe

marijuanabe 

Somebody who dresses, acts, talks, etc., like a stoner, but has never actually smoked marijuana. They may or may not pretend they have in the past, but the truth is they have never smoked it.
Guy 1: Dude, Brian is such a stoner.

Guy 2: No dude, he's never smoked anything in his life. He's just a marijuanabe.
marijuanabe by G-BABY-G November 3, 2010

mariwannabe 

A pussy wannabe stoner, a chump
Me: im smokin alot of weeeeed
Schuyler(mariwannabe): oh cool i havent smoked anything before :D:D
mariwannabe by LOL---(]==3 June 10, 2010

marijuanate 

Meri wa nate

1. To not only get high off of smoking weed, but to be completely engulfed by it's smoke for an extended period of time.
2. To hotbox.

1. Before going in to the theater, I'm going to marijuanate in my car.

2. Chicken gets marinaded, you might get marijuanated.
marijuanate by Sparko March 28, 2008

marijuanna maintainance 

The use of marijuanna in lieu of a substance over which one has lost complete control.
A distinction must be made between this and actual recovery.
That Jason dude is turning into a complete pot-head.

Ya, well at least he ain't a crack-head no more. He's doing marijuanna maintainance.

Oh pleeeze! Only marijuanna maintainance he's doing is his fuckin' grow op. I cannot wait to see his tawdry ass get busted.

marijuanna 

How people jokingly call marijuana aka cannabis

pronunciation marriage u wanna
"you smokin dat marijuanna?"
marijuanna by MetallicSquid September 8, 2016
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