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(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
by dalb0z February 25, 2011
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Google Map Vacation

When your searching google maps in a particular state or county for a long period of time then search a different country and stay there for a long period of time
Dan- Man I'm so bored looking in Ohio
Trevor- Ok lets take a Google Map Vacation
by XxSTicKMan979xX August 5, 2011
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google map hobo

Someone who is lost but not wanting to be found; may be under the influence of alcohol or street drugs-that for the most part of their time, during the day and night, spend walking city streets of cities in random locations throughout the world using Google Map-particularly, the street level cam option.
Bob was my best friend, until he started spending more time traveling on his computer with Google Map as a Google Map Hobo. He would much rather be "somewhere" else wandering aimlessly in some foreign city, than with me getting drunk in the bar.
by d.e.m.o. October 11, 2014
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Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.
Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex
by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018
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Google Map’s

Google Maps is a web mapping platform and consumer application offered by Google. It offers satellite imagery, aerial photography, street maps, 360° interactive panoramic views of streets (Street View), real-time traffic conditions, and route planning for traveling by foot, car, bike, air (in beta) and public transportation. As of 2022, Google Maps was being used by over 1 billion people every month around the world. Google Maps began as a C++ desktop program developed by brothers Lars and Jens Rasmussen at Where 2 Technologies. In October 2004, the company was acquired by Google, which converted it into a web application. After additional acquisitions of a geospatial data visualization company and a real time traffic analyzer, Google Maps was launched in February 2005. The service's front end utilizes JavaScript, XML, and Ajax. Google Maps offers an API that allows maps to be embedded on third-party websites, and offers a locator for businesses and other organizations in numerous countries around the world. Google Map Maker allowed users to collaboratively expand and update the service's mapping worldwide but was discontinued from March 2017. However, crowdsourced contributions to Google Maps were not discontinued as the company announced those features would be transferred to the Google Local Guides program.
by Α March 7, 2022
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Mr. Magoogles

The frog school mascot in 'Max Keeble's Big Move' that Troy McGinty (Noel Fisher) is afraid of.
Mr. Magoogles is the most hated mascot of all time.
by Mr. Smoutch March 24, 2011
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Magoogle

Families that picnic, camp or otherwise invade your space in parks, wilderness areas, beaches or any other open place. Magoogling happens because families have lost any sense of privacy and assume that if you are in that place, clearly that is the only place for people to be.
"Let's walk farther down the beach so we don't get Magoogled."

"Nothing keeps away the Magoogles like a couple of naked men."

We were smoking pot and talking about sex, but the Magoogles found us and picnicked right next to us!
by Magoogle hater September 18, 2011
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