Jens

Fucking bless. Better than J-K

WoW such good
-J-K sucks

- And god bless Jens
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Dude! That guy's awesome! Is his name Jens?
by tiziliAN September 21, 2003
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Is the sexiest teacher who has a mega huge dick and hast the sexiest beach body
everyone wants him and all the hot girls gets him
Jenny WoW! Jens was so big in me
Robert Me too!!
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A heroic super figure with a lot to offer the lady's. True gentleman that offers relief to women with heart burn.
That guy is a true Jens
by Golden jet January 10, 2017
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A person that is a homophobe he loves getting stoned and drinking alcohol, usually chill dude really nice but a bit racist.
Hey I met someone called Jens.
Ask if you can get some weed
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Jens = Surname for boys.
Most Jens's are very smart, athletic, funny and good looking. Some of them can be a walking library. They can be shy but if they like you, they will start to approach you with their kindness. In relationships and friendships, Jens's are really loyal and caring. They will always try to cheer you up if you have a rough time! Most Jens's have a successful life, especially if they do what they love. It can be politics, sports or science - it can be anything they're good at. And they can be really artistic or they can play instruments really well.

Known people who are called Jens:
- Jens Armsted
- Jens Bergensten
- Jens Eriksen
- Jens Gad
- Jens Otto Krag
- Jens Lehmann
- Jens Sparschuh
- Jens Stoltenberg
Jens is a cool guy.
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Jens is the ultimate creature. He is the closest being to God, having a multitude of powers, like an internal chick-magnet. He is also extremely knowledgeable, handsome and cool, though a bit chubby. He can be found in that creepy corner, at your nearest library.
Person 1: "Yo, it's that cool guy!"
Person 2: "You mean Jens?"
Person 1: "Yeah, him. Over there, in that creepy corner."
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