Incredibly comfy pants worn by men that are a combination of shorts and pants that typically go down a few inches past the knee, but a few inches above the ankle. Pop culture tends to associate them with gay jokes or white trash remarks, but those people are all near-minded and ignorrant. Whats gayer? Wearing manpris or actually caring enough about the type of clothes that someone wears to the point where you become the fashion police and make fun of them? The choice is yours, haters.

Jim gets a lot of jokes for wearing his manpris to work.

Manpris by Sotsp October 21, 2010

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ManPrees

Capri pants made especially for men. Usual material is nylon-blend microfiber or rip-stop cotton. Typically seen on those referred to as "metrosexuals."

Look at that metro dude in the ManPrees over there. He might as well be wearing a kilt!

ManPrees by ASue May 16, 2007

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manpris

Gay slang. Men's pants cropped between ankle and mid-calf, after capri pants, or "capris"

He looks ridiculous in those manpris.

manpris by Capton Fashion October 15, 2004

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Manpress

MANPRESS is the art of pressing your manlyness on any given thing and yelling MANPRESS i.e car,person,wall.

hey look ahha look aahahhahah look im going to manpress that old lady over there...." MANPRESS "

Manpress by ADAM ANARCHY January 12, 2006

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manprissy

Man who prefers cock over pussy

John was offered Jane's Pussy over Peter's Cock. John chose Peter's Cock. He's a manprissy

manprissy by robynnidhal November 4, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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