Man-pressed 

The feeling when you want a man in your life but none are available; man deprived

I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.

Man-pressed by Violetdavain November 17, 2019

Madpressed 

A combination of the feeling of Depression and being Mad.

When he found out she cheated, he cried as he beat her because he was so madpressed.

Madpressed by GodOfWarOnNintendo360 November 9, 2011

Mantressed 

A Mantress is someone who spends most of their time in bed. Half man half mattress. This person sleeps, eats and often smokes in bed. If you do the above you become mattressed.

Last night I was absolutely mantressed

Mantressed by North&J June 12, 2016

Mapressed 

Mad and depressed at the same time.

Where they said they were out of chicken nuggets, I was mapressed.

Mapressed by LunarSong_Hi June 28, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004