Man-pressed

The feeling when you want a man in your life but none are available; man deprived

I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.

Man-pressed by Violetdavain November 17, 2019

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Madpressed

A combination of the feeling of Depression and being Mad.

When he found out she cheated, he cried as he beat her because he was so madpressed.

Madpressed by GodOfWarOnNintendo360 November 9, 2011

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Man-pressed • Madpressed • Mantressed • Mapressed • man • man whore • man child • man slut • man hoe • Man Up

Mantressed

A Mantress is someone who spends most of their time in bed. Half man half mattress. This person sleeps, eats and often smokes in bed. If you do the above you become mattressed.

Last night I was absolutely mantressed

Mantressed by North&J June 12, 2016

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Mapressed

Mad and depressed at the same time.

Where they said they were out of chicken nuggets, I was mapressed.

Mapressed by LunarSong_Hi June 28, 2025

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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