Manpress

MANPRESS is the art of pressing your manlyness on any given thing and yelling MANPRESS i.e car,person,wall.

hey look ahha look aahahhahah look im going to manpress that old lady over there...." MANPRESS "

by ADAM ANARCHY January 12, 2006

Monpression

After a weekend of mind altering activities, the realisation that you are not clever, attractive or funny. You revert to the rather useless creature you were on Friday. The Monpression kicks in and you sink into despair and depression.

I need either my life or Monday to end really very soon, this Monpression is deep

by squapstars+ October 17, 2011

mantress

A mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.

We were so drunk that we didn't realize that we fell asleep on the mantress

by rawrmonster February 3, 2009

ManPrees

Capri pants made especially for men. Usual material is nylon-blend microfiber or rip-stop cotton. Typically seen on those referred to as "metrosexuals."

Look at that metro dude in the ManPrees over there. He might as well be wearing a kilt!

by ASue May 16, 2007

mantress

Male version of mistress

Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!

by joseph gordon April 16, 2008

Mantress

The Human Matress. Half man half Matress. A person who spends most of their time sleeping, eating or smoking in bed.

The Mantress is sleeping
Last night I was absolutely mantressed

by North&J June 12, 2016

Mantress

The male equivalent of a mistress.

Bored in her marriage, Sara took up with her mantress for comfort.

by Sarafg December 15, 2011