Manpress

MANPRESS is the art of pressing your manlyness on any given thing and yelling MANPRESS i.e car,person,wall.

hey look ahha look aahahhahah look im going to manpress that old lady over there...." MANPRESS "

Manpress by ADAM ANARCHY January 12, 2006

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Monpression

After a weekend of mind altering activities, the realisation that you are not clever, attractive or funny. You revert to the rather useless creature you were on Friday. The Monpression kicks in and you sink into despair and depression.

I need either my life or Monday to end really very soon, this Monpression is deep

Monpression by squapstars+ October 17, 2011

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mantress

A mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.

We were so drunk that we didn't realize that we fell asleep on the mantress

mantress by rawrmonster February 3, 2009

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ManPrees

Capri pants made especially for men. Usual material is nylon-blend microfiber or rip-stop cotton. Typically seen on those referred to as "metrosexuals."

Look at that metro dude in the ManPrees over there. He might as well be wearing a kilt!

ManPrees by ASue May 16, 2007