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Man-pression 

When a man is depressed for the following reasons:

1.)Favorite pet died
2.)Just discovered he's going bald
3.)Fav sports team just lost in the championship game
4.)Denied a raise
5.)Lost all his investments
6.)Girlfriend/wife left him and took the dog
Friend 1: Man, Joe's man-pression is really bad.

Friend 2: Yeah, Daisy left him and took the dog.
Man-pression by wswrigley September 9, 2010
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Monpression

After a weekend of mind altering activities, the realisation that you are not clever, attractive or funny. You revert to the rather useless creature you were on Friday. The Monpression kicks in and you sink into despair and depression.
I need either my life or Monday to end really very soon, this Monpression is deep
Monpression by squapstars+ October 17, 2011
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Manspression

Man love; the love of another man with out homosexual attachment
Have you ever seen such Manspression between two men before
Manspression by mjhockey03 August 11, 2009