mandice

Part of the male reporductive system. An average male has 2.

A.k.a testes, testicles, nads, balls.

He kicked me in the mandice!
Damn! My mandice are suffering!

by AsPHy April 15, 2004

Mandicapped

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

manvice

the advice given from one man to another on a topic of only masculine siginificance

Tom: Should I hit on Sarah or Michelle tonight?

Paul: Definately Michelle mate

Tom: Cheers Paul - that's some good manvice

by konando October 16, 2008

Dushan Mandic

A guy Bam Margera met in a bar in his show Unholy Union.

When Bam was being dragged into the hotel room because he was drunk, he yelled, "Dushan Mandic."

by Dan Saw February 16, 2007

mandicorn

Magical creature that has one horn much like a unicorn but is much more magical, the horn is covered in cocaine and as a result of this the creature runs around very happily saying yayayayayayayayayay all day everyday.

That mandicorn is skied out of it's gourd!!

by Pure Puffery February 26, 2010

mandies

Shorthand term for Mandrax (pronounced "Mandrakes"), a line of highly addictive British pharmaceutical tablets no longer in legal production. They act as barbiturates (or "downers") and were prescribed as sleeping aids in the late 60s and early 70s. They are prevalent on the drug market in many African countries, as well as a few south Asian countries. As Mandrax was initially produced in pill form and meant to be taken orally, many abusers ground up the pills and smoke them with Dagga, because like most other illicit substances, the effects are greatly enhanced when snorted, smoked, consumed in conjunction with alcohol or injected into the bloodstream. Short-term side effects are not much worse than your average anti-depressant (cramps, headaches, emotional problems, etc.) but loss of muscle control (resulting in the user suddenly collapsing) and toxin-induced psychosis have also been found to result from Mandrax use.

"Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?" - Frank Zappa, "Flakes"

by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

Sandies for me mandies

Said when presenting a tray of sandwiches for a group hungry men. Irish in origin. Used in the gay community. When a man courting several men tries to win their love through their bellies.

Here you go my hungry fellows. A fresh tray of sandies for me mandies; courtesy of Paul.

by Swag dog millionaire February 5, 2020