When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.
Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.
When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
When you go get a haircut and not mention to your barber that you don't have the money to pay until after the cut.
Don't be pulling a CB on me, I need that money today.
A way to describe your sunglasses when you’re too lazy to write or say the entire word.
Just bought a fresh pair of Sundies to take to the beach with me. That sun won’t phase me.
When your subordinate says something fresh to you so you threaten them with a “throat massage” as a sexual innuendo.
Keep that slick shit up and I’ma throat massage you.
Buy a
Throat Massage
mug!
