Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JHerny13

Mandicapped

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

When you go get a haircut and not mention to your barber that you don't have the money to pay until after the cut.

Don't be pulling a CB on me, I need that money today.

by JHerny13 May 22, 2013

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.

Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.

by JHerny13 June 7, 2018

When your subordinate says something fresh to you so you threaten them with a “throat massage” as a sexual innuendo.

Keep that slick shit up and I’ma throat massage you.

by JHerny13 August 13, 2019

A way to describe your sunglasses when you’re too lazy to write or say the entire word.

Just bought a fresh pair of Sundies to take to the beach with me. That sun won’t phase me.

by JHerny13 December 4, 2019