salve

1. Salve can be construed as any form of lotion, jelly or cream used as a soothing agent for treating rashes, burns, wounds, or other dermatological inflammations (hemorrhoids, etc).

2. Misspelling of "slave."

In the Ren & Stimpy episode "To Salve or Not to Salve," a salesman tries to sell Stimpy a jar of salve on the grounds that it helps with dirty dishes and unmanageable hair, among other things (such as acting as a substitute for toilet paper).

Use of salve as a kitchen cleanser, hair sculpting solution, or substitute for toilet paper is not recommended and is a blatant misuse of the product.

by Siegfried Zaga May 21, 2005

Fagulous

(adj.)

To describe something as "fabulous" in a way that mocks homosexuals.

The term is used often in Bret Easton Ellis' novel "Glamorama."

"Oh. My. God. That etagere looks simply fagulous."

by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

bisexual

Term used to describe people who don't particularly care who gets them off, so long as it happens as often as possible.

"Sheila wasn't giving me any play, so I hooked up with Jake for the night. It's cool, I'm bi."

by Siegfried Zaga May 24, 2005

buttons

Street name for the particular British-manufactured quaalude, "Mandrax."

No example provided for "Buttons."

by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

L5P

Shorthand acronym for "Little Five Points," a small alternative-culture district in Atlanta.

"Lost cat; last seen in L5P."

by Siegfried Zaga May 29, 2005

shrimper

(n.)

Terminology related to the BDSM lifestyle. A "shrimper" is a person who derives sexual satisfaction from sucking toes.

No example provided for "Shrimper."

by Siegfried Zaga June 02, 2005

VAC

Acronym for EBM artist Velvet Acid Christ.

Dude, this VAC crap just sounds like power noise. How the hell can you dance to this?

by Siegfried Zaga May 21, 2005