mandicament 

When you and your girls are trying to get your freak on. And more than one homie tries to grind on yo shit. Then you can't decide which hung mofo to put yo shit on. You in a bind/mandicament.

Yo Leroy is stacked on my left. And Keeshawn is poppin on my rizzle. Which one do I pick. Fuck this Mandicament!

mandicament by unicycles in toyland February 24, 2010

Pandicament 

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

Pandicament by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

Medicament 

Medicinal Predicament

I have a headache... but I don't know if I should take Advil or Tylenol. What a Medicament!!

Medicament by Ksharp31 March 11, 2010

Mandamento 

District, usual made of three mafia Families with adjoining territories. A capomandamento is usually entitled to a seat on the Commission.

Mondamento, il douche!!!...

Mandamento by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

Manrichment 

Any activity (or group of activities) specifically designed to bring men together and allow them to remasculate (return to normal testosterone levels).

Every man needs Manrichment, as extended contact with the opposite sex may leave one drained and in need of some time to "recharge" with fellow men. As such, it is a male-only event and females need not ask if they can attend.

The term "Manrichment" is derived from the word "Enrichment", a term used by females to describe activities in which they meet and bond over all things female.

Guy's Night Out, sporting events, shooting guns, rock concerts, camping and going to a restaurant to eat copious amounts of meat are all excellent examples of Manrichment.

Manrichment by duodsg June 10, 2009

3 Piu Mandaments 

The mandaments of a portuguese university's professor
1st Mandament: Piu;
2nd Piu: Piu;
Piu piu: Piu;

When using Piu in a conversation:
- You automatically "win" the situation:

1) Reflects the argument, if the conversation is to continue

2) Ends the argument with no possible comeback
3) Or it can be used as a short version of "that's what you get"

Obs: Piu is known as bird's noise

When using the 3 Piu Mandaments, there's no requirements, you just need to say "Piu" that's the whole foundation

1) Person 1: You're a dick!

Person 2: Piu

(Now Person 1 is the dick)

2) Same as 1) but Person 1 isn't the dick because Person 2 just doesn't care

3) Person 1: Ah s*** I didn't deliver the project on time

Person 2: Ohhh, piu.

3 Piu Mandaments by jeremiasoreidokuduro October 10, 2019