Skip to main content

mandicap 

a handicap placed on men, to give women a fair chance at winning
Jane: "Every time I score a basket, it's two points. Every time you score one Dick, it's just one point."
Dick: "WTF?"
Jane: "It's your mandicap John, because otherwise I'd have no hope of beating you and your superior man skills."
mandicap by Joe Van December 17, 2008
Words you can keep

mandicap 

when a man can't start a topic of dicussion
Hey hows the wheather Susan?
Oh my god you have the biggest mandicap!
mandicap by Shogun5 February 9, 2008
Related Words

Mandicapped 

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.
Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.
Mandicapped by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

Mandicapped 

When you're so fucked on MDMA it becomes less of a 'high' and more of being completely Mandicapped.
Jeff: Did you just take all of that MDMA my dude?

Brian: Bruh, I am so mandicapped.
Mandicapped by PatSniffer December 5, 2018

mandicate 

the act of chewing or eating something; masticating
mandicate by belge0010 June 13, 2008

Mandicapped 

When that dick is so good it handicaps you.
Damn I need a wheelchair I got Mandicapped last night.

Mandicapped 

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.
Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen
Mandicapped by the epster July 8, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
Next