mandicap

a handicap placed on men, to give women a fair chance at winning

Jane: "Every time I score a basket, it's two points. Every time you score one Dick, it's just one point."
Dick: "WTF?"
Jane: "It's your mandicap John, because otherwise I'd have no hope of beating you and your superior man skills."

by Joe Van December 17, 2008

mandicap

when a man can't start a topic of dicussion

Hey hows the wheather Susan?
Oh my god you have the biggest mandicap!

by Shogun5 February 09, 2008

Mandicapped

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

Mandicapped

When you're so fucked on MDMA it becomes less of a 'high' and more of being completely Mandicapped.

Jeff: Did you just take all of that MDMA my dude?

Brian: Bruh, I am so mandicapped.

by PatSniffer December 05, 2018

Mandicapped

When that dick is so good it handicaps you.

Damn I need a wheelchair I got Mandicapped last night.

by Mandicapped1995 May 31, 2018

Mandicapped

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.

Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen

by the epster July 08, 2010

mandicapped

When a man refuses to do something because it is too feminine for him.

A: My husband never does the laundry, but he's fine with mowing the lawn.
B: Yeah, when it comes to housework, he's so mandicapped.

by alexaalovey32 June 03, 2013