An invitation from one straight man to a group of straight men for a poker game, bachelor party, tailgate, or other gathering where women are generally unwelcome. Not to be confused with a mandate, for which the man serves as a date surrogate for something a guy would normally do with a broad.
The spontaneous appropriation of a couchpillow or other domestic furniture product to separate two heterosexual males in situations requiring a state of seatedness, but prone to limited seating space.
I went over to AJ's place last night to watch the game and knock back a few beers, but there was barely any space left on the couch...
Luckily, I was able to grab a pillow off the floor for a manvider to avoid the potentially uncomfortable proximity and awkward arm/leg touching with my buddies.
A movie meeting a certain criteria of manliness, and is usually watched with your "bros". Containing crude humor, gore, action, explosions, karate, boobs, etc.
Similar in meaning to a dick flick.
The opposite of a chick flick.
Justin: Hey Wes, grab a couple brews, I'm putting in a Manvie.
Wes: Hells yea.
Dirty Harry, Hoosiers, Field of Dreams, The Outsiders, Rambo, Rocky, Dawn of the Dead, Miss March, American Pie, Enter the Dragon, etc.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!