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manvice

the advice given from one man to another on a topic of only masculine siginificance
Tom: Should I hit on Sarah or Michelle tonight?

Paul: Definately Michelle mate

Tom: Cheers Paul - that's some good manvice
by konando October 16, 2008
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manvite

An invitation from one straight man to a group of straight men for a poker game, bachelor party, tailgate, or other gathering where women are generally unwelcome. Not to be confused with a mandate, for which the man serves as a date surrogate for something a guy would normally do with a broad.
"Colt sent a Manvite out for the barbecue"

"Evite is for pussies. Send a Manvite my brother!"
by Tom Testosterone January 22, 2009
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mandice

Part of the male reporductive system. An average male has 2.

A.k.a testes, testicles, nads, balls.
He kicked me in the mandice!
Damn! My mandice are suffering!
by AsPHy April 15, 2004
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manvic

In a state of being brave and nervous at the same time
Stop being such a manvic
by Manvic May 22, 2018
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manvider

The spontaneous appropriation of a couch pillow or other domestic furniture product to separate two heterosexual males in situations requiring a state of seatedness, but prone to limited seating space.
I went over to AJ's place last night to watch the game and knock back a few beers, but there was barely any space left on the couch...

Luckily, I was able to grab a pillow off the floor for a manvider to avoid the potentially uncomfortable proximity and awkward arm/leg touching with my buddies.
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Madvice

Advice given to someone by a person who is angry at them.
After learning that I had screwed up my relationship with my girlfriend, my dad was all too eager to give me a bunch of madvice
by golfstar17 January 23, 2017
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Manvie

A movie meeting a certain criteria of manliness, and is usually watched with your "bros". Containing crude humor, gore, action, explosions, karate, boobs, etc.

Similar in meaning to a dick flick.

The opposite of a chick flick.
Justin: Hey Wes, grab a couple brews, I'm putting in a Manvie.
Wes: Hells yea.

Dirty Harry, Hoosiers, Field of Dreams, The Outsiders, Rambo, Rocky, Dawn of the Dead, Miss March, American Pie, Enter the Dragon, etc.
by Shneef Shnoo September 1, 2010
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