A period of absence from work granted to a mother before and after the birth of her child, in a pandemic; with little or no physical support from medical professionals/family/friends and little or no access to activities typically associated with maternity leave, due to pandemic restrictions.
To abuse upstanding, good and proper words and phrases, roughly rendering them into the fashion of “Roadman” or “Mandem” parlance. To take the King’s English and make it all dutty. To bring about the demise of Man.
“I say my good fellow, you couldn’t provide me with a cup of tea could you? I’m parched” “Nah you gotta mandemise dat - yo bossman beg u set me dat ting <gestures wildly at teapot>, man needs refreshment you get me?”